French and Saunders are back

Comedy duo French and Saunders have set their sites on fresh targets - falling stars Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears.
It was all beehives and bad behaviour as the pair filmed scenes for their latest BBC1 series, A Bucket of French and Saunders.
Dawn French, complete with the Back to Black singer's towering barnet, channelled the troubled singer in a skit that sees her pushing a shopping trolley full of with empty bottles of alcohol.
Her cohort Jennifer Saunders wore one of the former pop star Spears's typically dishevelled outfits, sporting fake blonde extensions and spotty skin.
Meanwhile, life has been far from a laughing matter for the troubled starlets, who have continued to hit headlines for all the wrong reasons.
According to new reports, Spears is being investigated for possible child abuse while Winehouse's friends and family continue to show concern for her addictions.
The mother of Winehouse's husband Blake Civil-Fielder and her husband Giles have even urged fans to stop buying her records, and the record company to cancel her contract - until she seeks help for her drug and alcohol addictions.
French and Saunders' series, which is expected to be the pair's swan song, airs on BBC1 on September.
Hopefully they will ave it on DVD, too bad all thier old ones r not on DVD....

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Believe it or not, a 12,000-year-old, 4 1/2-foot fossilized walrus penis was purchased at auction Sunday by Ripley Entertainment Inc., an auction official said. The company, which owns 63 Ripley's Believe It or Not museums in 11 countries, including one on Hollywood Boulevard, bought the walrus member for $9,600, including fees, said Josh Chait of I.M. Chait Auctions & Gallery.

Although it is believed to be the biggest ever found, the Walrus member sold for less than the $12,000 to $16,000 it was expected to go for.

"I'm glad the penis went to Ripley, so everybody will have an opportunity to see it. It is definitely interesting," Chait said. "It's one of the biggest penises in the world as far as I know."

It was discovered in the frozen tundra of Siberia and dates back 12,000 years to the Pleistocene Period. The mammal's manhood is mummified, with a layer of perfectly preserved skin intact, according to Chait. A 22-foot mounted skeleton of an aquatic dinosaur called a Mososaurus, from the Cretaceous period of Morocco and more than 65 million years ago, fetched the highest bid of $90,000, from a private collector, Chait said.

In all, the nearly 200 lots of natural history items garnered a total of about $500,000, he said.

The walrus penis wasn't the only piece of "prehistoric pornography" on the auction block. Bidders also vied for a pair of mating 40 million-year-old insects from the Baltic region of Russia. The two love bugs are forever trapped in the heat of the moment in amber.

Other items at the auction in Beverly Hills included a long curvy Mammoth tusk from the Pleistocene period and a 1.94 gram piece of the moon, along with other meteorites, dinosauria, archeological artifacts and gems and minerals.

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Beauty Engineered for Ever, or B_E_E the New Zealand-based company has created a full line of environmentally-friendly cleaning supplies that they claim will stand up with the best of the bunch — both eco-friendly and otherwise.
Maybe they should come up with label of people (as a product)ie. I'll help with your dirty thought, I'll give u a blow job, I will let u do me , I will do you, Turst me i m good in bed, I'll spash white stuff on you, I will make you happy anywhere....ETC....

Transformer

One of the best Popcorn movie i've seen this summer ( or even past few summer) got to be Transformer ,its just pure entertanment, well beside Simpson coz i have not seen it yet, but anyhow check out those T-shirt from Buddha Apparel...pure entertanment

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Well beside the rubber toe slip on i love them all....HOTTTTT

Pic form the Gwen Show

A trip to GuangZhou

Went to GuangZhou on fir and sat for a meeting, actually i was surprise about how loevly GZ is , there r alot of tree everywhere, on the pavement in the middle of the road, so its very green, i didn;t get to look around GZ to much just a peek round the hotel area and near the office area, but from wat i saw, GZ is a lovely little place some very old buliding but yet it look stylish in a way....
We had dinner at a Japanese Place with some japanaese company, and my oh my they drink beer like its water, the first 15 mins of the meal they already drunk 3 pint of beer, the beer keep comin in like it can't be stop, n i was on white wine, n knew it will be out of control soon as everyone is alittle bit drunk they will be askin me to Cheers with them. (Cheers mean is basically what it mean in English but have to finish the whole pint or glass in my case coz i m on white wine), well as u all can see in my pics, my face is so red, thats was takin after a bottle of white wine, in a record time of 30-45 mins..n there r many more wine after the pic so i was kind of piss that nite ..... n that was only fir nite n on sat nite i went to a bday party although its not as crazy but i wroke up sunday feelin abit shit n now i think i m starting to get ill...not really very well n the fucking weather didn;t help at all , all dark n wet n shit ,.....

Gwen Stefani..

I thought it was an alright show,abit too short, ( well we got there half n hour late, n then went out for a beer n a cig .so can't really blame her haha), but no it was fun, she work the crowd, i don;t know how many peoples were there but i m sure its more then John Legend abd Muse..and baiscally alot of peoples are shouting n dancing ... Sorry about the pic,was not standing as close as i was at John Legend and Muse...

Um....is it ture?

Read it somewhere..don't know if its really ture...
Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine talking about sex with tennis player Maria Sharapova
“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

David Beckham 1st Goal in US n A

CLOT ...Hot Item

Check out this Clot T-shirt.. A brand from Edison Chen..Hot

John Mayer Chocolate Rain

Check it out guys...its hot

This is just tooooooo Funny

Oh this is so funny,check it out...its the full monty but much more laughtable

Hot keyclip

Kep Clip from GoodEnough..n they r hot..

New Marc Jacobs Vans

Love them they r simple n hot..I want a pair.

Hot Indian Thriller

Oh this is just funny .... I love it

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• Scott's new rubbish phone game - the bookshop game...
• The bookshop game is proving popular, so makes another return...
• So immature, but you love it. It's the bookshop game.

Britain.. Britain.. Britain

• The Daily Telegraph reports that a survey commissioned by skincare brand Clinique shows British women are the least likely to make an effort with their appearance for the sake of men. The study said that British women have the lowest levels of concern in the world for what husbands, boyfriends and other male observers might think, with only 51 per cent caring whether men liked their appearance. Glamorous Russian women topped the poll with 77 per cent saying that they were bothered about what their men thought.
• Apple’s online music store iTunes has sold more than three billion songs since its launch in Britain in 2004, reports the Guardian. The three billionth song - Coldplay’s "Speed Of Sound" - comes only 18 months after the company announced selling its one billionth song – a feat described by Apple as an “incredible milestone”. iTunes now has 550 TV shows and 500 films alongside its catalogue of more than five million songs.
• People who have children together, or have been partners for more than two years, may soon be entitled to rights similar to those of married couples, says the Guardian. The Law Commission is recommending that partners who split would be able to claim lump sums, the right to live in the family home and even a slice of their partner’s pension. There are currently 2.2 million unmarried couples living together in England and Wales.
• Supermarkets are stocking up on lower-alcohol wines despite Britain’s taste for ever-stronger wines varieties, the Times reports today. Tesco, Sainsbury’s and M&S have all introduced lower-alcohol wines in recent months, each predicting a shift in demand away from the full-bodied grape to the lighter, more forgiving vintages
• A British Airways flight was forced to wait for several hours on the ground after women members of the Qatari royal family objected to sitting next to men they did not know, says the BBC. The three wives of Sheikh Badr Bin Khalifa al-Thani refused take up their seats on board Flight 563 from Milan's Linate airport to London Heathrow, eventually transferring to another airline.

Mirror for the future

This mirror reflects what stands in front of it, and it accepts text messages. Designed by Robert Stadler at Radi Designers and available for purchase at Generate, as you approach the +336+ mirror it displays the text that you send it via hidden LEDs. By putting " you are looking Hot bitch" will poporly start my day nicely, but with this mirror costing $10,000, i will have to say no thank you, i will stick to my old mirror n write something on it instan.

Up the wall

A lot of holes in your wall: that’s something you don’t want. Instead of mounting your sweet new flat screen plasma TV directly on your wall—discoloring your paint and drilling holes in the drywall to keep the screen up and to hide all the wires, you’d rather have an attractive TV panel, like this one from MDF Italia. MDF’s panel provides a shield for your wiring and enough slots and spaces for all of your TV paraphernalia. Plus it comes in six different finishes, so you’re sure to find something that fits your living room — assuming your living room is on Space Station V from 2001: A Space Odyssey. But even if you don’t want your TV room to look like The Future, you have to admit that this panel is a good idea. Think before you drill, people. Also, MDF’s website contains this gem: Simplicity is a philosophy which can be applied to almost anything in life.

Cutting Edge

Peter D’Alessandro’s Waste and Want cutting board has little detachable trays on its ends, one tray for waste and the other for the good bits you want in your food. Everybody can identify with the frustrations of regular cutting boards; they’re too small for you to cut up all the ingredients at once so you have to do a lot of ingredient transfer. When those transfers take place, things tend to fall on the ground and you almost certainly get your hands dirty. The Waste and Want board pretty much eliminates those difficulties by providing non-messy, spill-proof containers in which to carry your culinary cargo either to the bin or the pot. Actually, it looks like Mr. D’Alessandro has made something of a career out of finding clever ways to do commonplace kitchen tasks — check out his website to see his other gadgets, including a spoon, which boils its own water.

Simpson Fashion Show

Fashion designers Marc Jacobs, Karl Lagerfeld and Alber Elbaz were recently on hand at Colette to stand side by their Simpsons styled cartoon versions. Prior to the release of The Simpsons movie, various portraits were created blurring the line between the real world and cartoons. Each portrait featured the aforementioned designers together with The Simpsons family in various fashion settings. The illustrations were created by none other then Matt Groening with Julius Petite in charge of the artwork. The pieces are featured in the August 2007 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine.