Thursday, December 21, 2006
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Joke of the month
A husband suspects his wife is havin n affair
He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap. He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed sprinds, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return. He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is to reach under the bed n retrieve the bowl. The bowl is full......of butter..
He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap. He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed sprinds, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return. He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is to reach under the bed n retrieve the bowl. The bowl is full......of butter..
£3m for man left with unstoppable sex drive
A newly married man whose sex drive became uncontrollable after he suffered a head injury at work won more than £3m damages at the high court yesterday.
Stephen Tame, 29, had been married to Sarah, 30, for eight months when he fell from a gantry while working in a cycle warehouse in January 2002. Although he recovered from the accident after two years of treatment, the injury unleashed a libido that could not be kept in check, the court was told.
Judge Michael Harris, awarding £3.166m damages, said Mr Tame had misbehaved in the presence of women, watched pornographic videos and called phone sex lines.
His loss of inhibition also led to him making embarrassing remarks and interrupting conversations.
Mr Tame's lawyer, Bill Braithwaite QC, said his client had visited a prostitute and had an affair with a 57-year-old woman, which the judge said could destroy his marriage. The accident left him impatient and aggressive, the judge said. Doubts over the future of his marriage meant he would require professional care to rebuild his life.
Mrs Tame is living with her parents in Basildon and receiving treatment for clinical depression.
Giving evidence at an earlier hearing, she said: "We love each other but the love is slowly going. We love each other but it's not 'in love'. I love Steve but it's turning into friendship." The judge said Mr Tame was extremely unlikely to find paid work again.
He said: "This young man has been transformed and in a sense the fact that he has some awareness makes it worse because every moment he is reminded of what he might have been but for the accident. On my conclusions, he has lost his marriage and probably lost the prospect of a family."
Mr Tame's former employer, Professional Cycling Marketing, of Wickford, Essex, had admitted liability but contested the amount of the award, arguing he would be capable of working up to 16 hours a week in the future, and that his marriage might survive.
Neither Mr Tame, who was expected to die after the accident and spent 53 days in a coma, nor his wife was in court for the ruling.
The couple are churchgoing Christians. The judge said that no one who had seen Mrs Tame give evidence could fail to recognise how fragile she was.
He said: "There is no doubt that both of them have derived huge comfort from membership of their church and a reinforcement, if you like, of the duty which they feel towards each other as husband and wife."
The court was told that Mr Tame had made an appointment to see a divorce lawyer, although he had not kept it, while it was apparent that his wife was torn between a sense of duty to keep the marriage alive and a growing awareness that this would not be possible.
As well as difficulty in controlling his sex drive, Mr Tame still suffers from a range of disabilities including tunnel vision, a difficulty in tolerating noise, weakness on his left side, slurred speech, fatigue and poor concentration and memory. He helps at a charity shop three days a week.
Stephen Tame, 29, had been married to Sarah, 30, for eight months when he fell from a gantry while working in a cycle warehouse in January 2002. Although he recovered from the accident after two years of treatment, the injury unleashed a libido that could not be kept in check, the court was told.
Judge Michael Harris, awarding £3.166m damages, said Mr Tame had misbehaved in the presence of women, watched pornographic videos and called phone sex lines.
His loss of inhibition also led to him making embarrassing remarks and interrupting conversations.
Mr Tame's lawyer, Bill Braithwaite QC, said his client had visited a prostitute and had an affair with a 57-year-old woman, which the judge said could destroy his marriage. The accident left him impatient and aggressive, the judge said. Doubts over the future of his marriage meant he would require professional care to rebuild his life.
Mrs Tame is living with her parents in Basildon and receiving treatment for clinical depression.
Giving evidence at an earlier hearing, she said: "We love each other but the love is slowly going. We love each other but it's not 'in love'. I love Steve but it's turning into friendship." The judge said Mr Tame was extremely unlikely to find paid work again.
He said: "This young man has been transformed and in a sense the fact that he has some awareness makes it worse because every moment he is reminded of what he might have been but for the accident. On my conclusions, he has lost his marriage and probably lost the prospect of a family."
Mr Tame's former employer, Professional Cycling Marketing, of Wickford, Essex, had admitted liability but contested the amount of the award, arguing he would be capable of working up to 16 hours a week in the future, and that his marriage might survive.
Neither Mr Tame, who was expected to die after the accident and spent 53 days in a coma, nor his wife was in court for the ruling.
The couple are churchgoing Christians. The judge said that no one who had seen Mrs Tame give evidence could fail to recognise how fragile she was.
He said: "There is no doubt that both of them have derived huge comfort from membership of their church and a reinforcement, if you like, of the duty which they feel towards each other as husband and wife."
The court was told that Mr Tame had made an appointment to see a divorce lawyer, although he had not kept it, while it was apparent that his wife was torn between a sense of duty to keep the marriage alive and a growing awareness that this would not be possible.
As well as difficulty in controlling his sex drive, Mr Tame still suffers from a range of disabilities including tunnel vision, a difficulty in tolerating noise, weakness on his left side, slurred speech, fatigue and poor concentration and memory. He helps at a charity shop three days a week.
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Maroon 5 new album.....Can't wait oh my god
Oh fucking hell....Maroon 5 will have a new ablum comin out soon, the ablum is call "To Be Confirm"...just can't wait till i get my hand on it. Been waitin for their new ablum in ages, although i still enjoy listenin to their first album but hell yeah bring on the new ablum n let me listen to it for 2 yrs...just like the first ablum ..
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Injury scuppers McManaman return
McManaman appeared at a press conference in Hong Kong on Tuesday and was expected to feature in the Senior Challenge Shield showdown with South China on Thursday."With the injuries I have got, I don't think I can play. I would have loved to have played in this game. Unfortunately, it can't happen," he told the South China Morning Post.
The former England international, who had retired from football in 2005 after an unsuccessful spell with Manchester City, would have made the 48-hour registration deadline to play at the Mongkok Stadium after travelling to Hong Kong to support friend and Rangers chairman Carson Yeung Ka-shing.
"There's always a chance that Steve will return here and play an exhibition match," added Yeung.
"He really wanted to play but he hurt his knee in training in Liverpool and rather than risk making his injury worse, he should rest."
McManaman revealed he is hoping to make a return to action in some capacity.
"Yes, I think so, but not in a professional capacity," he added. "I played a couple of months ago for the old Liverpool team (against Celtic). That's something I really enjoyed.
"Certainly, I will play more games but not in a professional capacity like these young boys. Whether I can play is another thing because you need to do some serious training. It's nice to be a fan rather than a player.
"Life has been very good for me. Football has been very good to me. Football has consumed my life since I was 17 . Every day you think about football and every day you prepare for the next game.
"It's nice to step back and travel and see lot's of people. I can see more of my family and spend more time with my wife and young child."
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Still send tear down my face...wat a night
I know its 2 yrs ago, but its just one of the biggest n shockin nite in football.
Everytime i watch it, it send tear down my face with joy. YNWA
Friday, December 08, 2006
JOHN LEGEND LIVE in Hong Kong
We had Kanye West in Hong Kong 2 weeks ago, now its John Legend....can life be any better in hk ??? i m over the moon, can't belive it..i wanna go so bad, but don;t think anyone will go with me, so i guess i got to buy another tickets for Wing to come along with me...
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Nice dinner last nite
www.meetlobo.com a dining joint open by a fd of my dad, was there last nite, must say the foods r pretty amazing n the place ....is small yet closey n comfortable.
Check it out..
Check it out..
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
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