Joke 4 laugh is back again

• A man decides to start a farm. So he walks into town to buy some animals. At the farmers' market he first asks for a rooster. "We don't call them roosters here," the clerk says snootily. "We call 'em cocks." So the man buys one cock, then points at another animal and asks: "What do you call that?" The clerk replies: "That's a pullet." The man agrees to buy one. Finally, he asks for a donkey. The clerk replies: "We don't call them donkeys, we call 'em asses, but we only have one left and he's very temperamental." "What's wrong with it," asks the man, who is determined that he must have a donkey. "Once in a while it will stop walking and it won't budge unless you scratch it behind the ears," says the clerk.The man decides to buy it anyway, and pays for all the animals before starting his walk home. On the way, the donkey suddenly stops and doesn't move. But the man has his arms full with the rooster and pullet, so has to stop a woman who is passing by to ask for help. "Pardon me," he asks politely, "would you mind holding my cock and pullet, while I scratch my ass?"
• "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the nearest bar."
• Another Blonde Joke---You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.They left a little note on the windscreen.It said "Parking Fine." So that was nice.
• An enraged woman says to her cheating boyfriend, "You just think with your penis.""No, I don't," the boyfriend replies, "it does all the thinking for me."

Not much time to have too many jokes here, will do somemore later