Joke 4 laugh

• After many years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform his duties as a husband between the sheets. He goes to his doctor, tries a few things but nth work. "lt's all in ur mind," says the doctorn, n refers him 2 a psychiatrist. After a few visits, the shrink confesses, ' I m at a loss as 2 how u could possibly be cured." The psychiatrist refers him 2 a witch doctor. The witch says , " I can cure this." He throws some power on a flame, n there is a flash with billowin blue smoke. " This is powerful healin, but u can only use it once a year!" says the witch doctor. " All u have 2 do is say '123' and it shall rise 4 as long as u wish!" The guy then asks the witch, " Wat happens when its over?" The witch doctor says, " All u or ur partner has 2 say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned: after that, it will not work again 4 a year!" The guy goes home, n that night he is so excited and anxious 2 suprise his wife, he can't wait 2 go 2 bed. They get in2 the bed n he says, "123" and just like magic, he gets n erection. His wife rolls ove n asks, " wats did u say '123' for?"
• The Blonde joke---- A blonde goes in2 a library n says, " Hello. I'm here 2 see the doctor."The librarian replies, " This is a library." So the blonde lowers her voice n says, " OH SORRY!" Then whispers, " I'm here 2 see the doctor."