Another Paris Sex Tape

http://www.fhm.com/site/content/article.aspx?ID=15544

Just Jack MV

Although noone ask about Just Jack, but i just love him too much( his music of coz), so i m goin to post his MV here, n while on the search i found a X factory Spoof Version....Check It Out

Listen to Mika

Some have been askin wat does mika really sound like, n with the ablum not coming out till Feb,Here u can listen to Mika, as the single can't be brought in Hong Kong for some reason..see wat u make of it

Joke of the month

JERRY SEINFELD ON THE TRUTH
What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later."

STRAIGHT-TALKING BIRDS
A woman approaches her priest and tells him: "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaims. "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male parrots, whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach you parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman exclaims.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding beads and praying.
When the lady puts her two female parrots in the cage with the two male parrots, her two say: "Hi! We're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"
At which one male parrot looks at the other and shouts: "Put the beads away! Our prayers have been answered!"

This deaf mute strolls into a chemist’s shop to buy a packet of condoms. Unfortunately, the mute cannot see any of his required brand on the shelves, and the chemist, unable to decipher sign language, fails to understand what the man wants. Frustrated, the deaf mute decides to take drastic action: he unzips his trousers and drops his cock on the counter, before placing a £5 note next to it. Nodding, the chemist unzips his own trousers, performs the same manoeuvres as the mute, then picks up both notes and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the chemist with a wild gesturing of his arms ‘Sorry,’ the chemist says, shrugging his shoulders. ‘But if you can’t afford to lose, you shouldn’t gamble.’

Following a nasty car accident, a man's wife slips into a coma. After spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital. "It's amazing" says the Doctor, breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her breasts being touched."The husband is very excited, and asks what he can do. "Well," says the doc, "if one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will too." So the husband goes alone into the room, where he slips his hand under the covers and begins to massage her bits. Amazingly, the woman begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting outside. "Excellent!" he says. "If she responds like that to your finger, I think you should try oral sex." Nodding, the husband returns to the room - but within minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and the medics pile into the room. "What happened?" shouts the doctor, as he checks the prone woman's pulse. "I'm not sure," replies the man, looking sheepish. "I think she choked."

Following a nasty car accident, a man's wife slips into a coma. After spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital. "It's amazing" says the Doctor, breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her breasts being touched."The husband is very excited, and asks what he can do. "Well," says the doc, "if one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will too." So the husband goes alone into the room, where he slips his hand under the covers and begins to massage her bits. Amazingly, the woman begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting outside. "Excellent!" he says. "If she responds like that to your finger, I think you should try oral sex." Nodding, the husband returns to the room - but within minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and the medics pile into the room. "What happened?" shouts the doctor, as he checks the prone woman's pulse. "I'm not sure," replies the man, looking sheepish. "I think she choked."

An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he appears to have located the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate." To which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No, I haven't. That's just frost on my moustache."

In search of adventure, an attractive young lady decided to head for the Far East, and stowed herself away on the first ship available. After a month, she was discovered by the captain, who was surprised to see that, despite her time at sea, she was remarkably well fed and clean. Though realising she must have been befriended by someone on board, he was surprised when she admitted that she had been to the cabin of his trusted first officer every morning. Apparently, the nice young man provided a hot bath and three-course meal, and said that he would continue to do so until they reached Japan."And what did he ask in return?" demanded the captain."Well, you might say that he took advantage," blushed the girl."I'll say he did," chuckled the old sea dog, rubbing his whickers. "You're on the Liverpool to Birkenhead ferry!"

Tai Po Trip

Wings Bday

Miss Connie kam No Its not ur Bday




It was Wings Bbay on the 28th of Jan, so we went on a 3 nite meal freast with friends n they were very very very very full dinner, 25th of Jan Buffet @ Royal Garden, 26th@ Causewaybay Under Brighe Crad n 27 BBQ @ Tai Po, seen like i have travel round HK

Mika in Paul Smith

Wanna know how big Mika will be ?? Well he is in the new Paul Smith Ad, so u do the math....

The Good the Bad n the Queen

I have alaway been very keen on Damon, from Blur to Gorillaz, love his music, and after Gorillaz there was something about him puting out a solo album, not till recently i've read he will be join by 3 other musician to form a band call " The Good The Bad n The Queen" said to be something kind of different. Well i will lookin forward to get my hand on the album.
The Good The Bad n The Queen out now.
http://www.thegoodthebadandthequeen.com/index.php

JOHN LEGEND LIVE in Hong Kong

First impression when i got inside was how small it was, they've cut the room by half n still its only just about half full, i guess there were around 1000 ish peoples in there. What must go though his mind when he come out, taveling all the way only to see n half full audience.
but the show must go on, first up a back up singer of his sing for 15mins or so, she was alright ( the singin i mean of coz), after that we have to wait 15 more min for John to come out, sing a few song, talk abit then sing some more, i love it , everyone were involve enjoyin themself dancin away, there were this very fat dad n mum with there little girl, n it was so sweet, mum n dad shakin thire ass dancin ,(they were dancin pretty well i must say), hands in the air movin about. John Legend voice was amazin, very sexy n seem like he is enjoyin himself, much better than K West. So over all its n enjoyin evening and thanks Sergio for comin with me, even though u feel awful hahaha, yes i know u will be readin this. Thanks you so much hope u enjoy it as well as i did..

Mika the next Freddie Mercury

Mika will be huge i reckon, he voice remind me of Freddie Mercury,Grace kelly an amazing single, if u wanna learn more go to http://www.mikasounds.com/
Mika will be huge in 2007

Dame Girl

Carmen Electra on the set of a new Coca Cola campaign. Damn Girl
How does the Justin Timerlake song (Damn girl) goes again?
It's what you do to meAwwwww Don't need no Maybelline'Cause you're a beauty queen Don't need no L'oreal'Cause bitch you're bad as hell If I'm a Casanova? Then you're a supernovaGirl it's what you do to meIt's got me saying Damn girl...... you're so fine The way you let me put it down, girlBlows my mindI guess I gotta put it down tonightI gotta put it downOhh , Ohh OhhDamnDamn GirlDamn GirlDamn GirlDamn GirlDamn GirlDamn

Beckham off to USnA

Beckham is to leave Real Madrid and move to Los Angeles Galaxy in the summer, and will earn an astonishing £128million (US $250million) from his salary, image rights and associated sponsorship from the five-year deal, which works out at £500,000 a week.
The 31-year-old midfielder wants to use the final era of his playing career in Major League Soccer to attempt to transform football in the USA.
His decision to turn his back on European football has seen him reject several bids from clubs in Britain and Italy, as well as the offer of a new two-year contract at Real Madrid.

I said..The only thing i can say n notice is the money involve, its crazy, and he go on sayin its not about the money he SAID he want to make a difference to USA soccer. Damn right u r.
Here we have one of the biggest succes in England football history n he is choosin to retire in the god damn USA, i m just shock but to be fair i have to wish him luck, after all he did for England so got to show him some respect.

Happiest monkey in London Zoo

Just Jack can't wait

Just Jack an amazing musical maverick, talented DJ and sparkling wordsmith, they say he is the next Mike Skinner of (The Street), but i say he is Just Jack the one n only, although i love Mike Street too but i think they r 2 different rapper.
Overtones will be out 29-Jan..The single -Staz in their eyes is just amazing love it

I phone(Yes Ipod but in a phone)

This is amazing Apple Iphone, n i m sure it will take the world by storm like Ipod did, Got to say at first it doesn't look that gd, but if u scoll down n see all the faction, it just look better n better.
Love to get one will be out Hune 2007 in USA
For more info www.engadget.com

Happy new yr

Been a while since i last log in...so a very happy new yr 2 u all...Its the 8th days in the new yr, n everything is goin very well n m happy with everything so far.
One of the biggest news this yr so far is i will be goin 2 Europe in March, will be travelin to Spain Italy Paris London n Germany i think for around 10-14 days..So i m very excited about it already,
Travelin is not the only exciting thing happein this March, i will be movin house n movin office in March too, so March seen more like a start of a new yr then Jan, on the subject of movin house, i m both sad n happy about it,must said m more sad then happy, sad is i don't wanna leave Stanley ..i love Stanley 2 much,its quiet its comfortable, although it may be far away , but i m use 2 it, i just love Stanely to much. wat i m happy about is becoz i will be movin 2 a new place, so its goin 2 be exciting in itself, m excited about how 2 dress my new room, i alaway wanna change my room now but m 2 lazy 2 move stuff around, n now i have to move house its a gr8 way 2 do my new rm, although its half the size smaller then my room now, therefor it will be a headacne 2 fit everything i've got in it. Anyway got to go so thats it for now...

merry Xams everyone

http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=e27e651df0d3bec8860f907G06122020

Some clip of Saturday Night Live Host by Justin Timberlake( so FUNNY)

Joke of the month

A husband suspects his wife is havin n affair
He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap. He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed sprinds, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return. He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is to reach under the bed n retrieve the bowl. The bowl is full......of butter..

£3m for man left with unstoppable sex drive

A newly married man whose sex drive became uncontrollable after he suffered a head injury at work won more than £3m damages at the high court yesterday.
Stephen Tame, 29, had been married to Sarah, 30, for eight months when he fell from a gantry while working in a cycle warehouse in January 2002. Although he recovered from the accident after two years of treatment, the injury unleashed a libido that could not be kept in check, the court was told.

Judge Michael Harris, awarding £3.166m damages, said Mr Tame had misbehaved in the presence of women, watched pornographic videos and called phone sex lines.
His loss of inhibition also led to him making embarrassing remarks and interrupting conversations.

Mr Tame's lawyer, Bill Braithwaite QC, said his client had visited a prostitute and had an affair with a 57-year-old woman, which the judge said could destroy his marriage. The accident left him impatient and aggressive, the judge said. Doubts over the future of his marriage meant he would require professional care to rebuild his life.

Mrs Tame is living with her parents in Basildon and receiving treatment for clinical depression.

Giving evidence at an earlier hearing, she said: "We love each other but the love is slowly going. We love each other but it's not 'in love'. I love Steve but it's turning into friendship." The judge said Mr Tame was extremely unlikely to find paid work again.

He said: "This young man has been transformed and in a sense the fact that he has some awareness makes it worse because every moment he is reminded of what he might have been but for the accident. On my conclusions, he has lost his marriage and probably lost the prospect of a family."

Mr Tame's former employer, Professional Cycling Marketing, of Wickford, Essex, had admitted liability but contested the amount of the award, arguing he would be capable of working up to 16 hours a week in the future, and that his marriage might survive.

Neither Mr Tame, who was expected to die after the accident and spent 53 days in a coma, nor his wife was in court for the ruling.

The couple are churchgoing Christians. The judge said that no one who had seen Mrs Tame give evidence could fail to recognise how fragile she was.

He said: "There is no doubt that both of them have derived huge comfort from membership of their church and a reinforcement, if you like, of the duty which they feel towards each other as husband and wife."

The court was told that Mr Tame had made an appointment to see a divorce lawyer, although he had not kept it, while it was apparent that his wife was torn between a sense of duty to keep the marriage alive and a growing awareness that this would not be possible.

As well as difficulty in controlling his sex drive, Mr Tame still suffers from a range of disabilities including tunnel vision, a difficulty in tolerating noise, weakness on his left side, slurred speech, fatigue and poor concentration and memory. He helps at a charity shop three days a week.