Bye Bye Juve

http://www.antijuve.com/
Funny wedsite check it out

Pharrell In My Mind

A gr8 record, been lookin forward 2 it since forever. Finally its out, don't know wat 2 expect, of coz i expect it will be a crazy n bangin record, but sometime when u want something so bad,the out come maybe different then wat u expected, in other word Disapoined, dispointed by... all these time u've been waitin for ... n this is wat u get.
But it did not fail me, its a gr8 record, feat. star line up....Gwen Stefani, Slim Thug, Snoop Dogg, Jay Z, Nelly, Pusha T n Kanye West. So how can it disapoint? Love the record...7 Tracks of Hip Hop n 7 tracks of R&B.. i m a happy man...Wat more can u ask for in life then a gr8 album?

World Soccer Daily

http://www.worldsoccerweekly.com/ or seach for sport in podcast under (Sport) its call World Soccer Daily
As u can see its about Football, yes it said (soccer) so which mean the show is from USnA.
But its a gr8 podcast show, been listenin to it since world Cup, host by an Englishman(Steve) who know his shit...with lots of gr8 comment. Whats more its free from podcast.
If u do listen to it i sugguest u start from 13/ July when Steve was join a very speacial guest from Sky channel Uk, a sexy bitch who know her shit, she is call Georgie Bingham.
Very enjoyable 2 hours whih will lighten up ur day.
IF U R INTO FOOTBALL OF COZ

Whos Back ?

http://www.myspace.com/justintimberlake

Love it, but not fit enough 2 wear it >.<

http://www.krisvanassche.com/
Very collection, love it.. this guy work with Hedi Slimane @ Yves Saint Laurent n Dior Homme, now here is his own collection, wish i m slim enough 2 wear it. Hedi Slimane n Kris Van Assche love them

Top 10 Interview Tips

1.Great interviews arise from careful groundwork. You can ace your next interview if you:1. Enter into a state of relaxed concentration. This is the state from which great basketball players or Olympic skaters operate. You'll need to quiet the negative self chatter in your head through meditation or visualization prior to sitting down in the meeting. You'll focus on the present moment and will be less apt to experience lapses in concentration, nervousness, self-doubt and self-condemnation.
2. Act spontaneous, but be well prepared. Be your authentic self, professional yet real. Engage in true conversation with your interviewer, resting on the preparation you did prior to coming to the meeting. Conduct several trial runs with another person simulating the interview before it actually occurs. It's the same as anticipating the questions you'll be asked on a final exam.
3. Set goals for the interview. It is your job to leave the meeting feeling secure that the interviewer knows as much as he or she possibly can about your skills, abilities, experience and achievements. If you sense there are misconceptions, clear them up before leaving. If the interviewer doesn't get around to asking you important questions, pose them yourself (diplomatically) and answer them. Don't leave the meeting without getting your own questions answered so that you have a clear idea of what you would be getting yourself into. If possible, try to get further interviews, especially with other key players.
4. Know the question behind the question. Ultimately, every question boils down to, "Why should we hire you?" Be sure you answer that completely. If there is a question about your meeting deadlines, consider whether the interviewer is probing delicately about your personal life, careful not to ask you whether your family responsibilities will interfere with your work. Find away to address fears if you sense they are present.
5. Follow up with an effective "thank you" letter. Don't write this letter lightly. It is another opportunity to market yourself. Find some areas discussed in the meeting and expand upon them in your letter. Writing a letter after a meeting is a very minimum. Standing out among the other candidates will occur if you thoughtfully consider this follow up letter as an additional interview in which you get to do all the talking. Propose useful ideas that demonstrate your added value to the team.
6. Consider the interviewer's agenda. Much is on the shoulders of the interviewer. He or she has the responsibility of hiring the right candidate. Your ability to do the job will need to be justified. "Are there additional pluses here?" "Will this person fit the culture of this organization?" These as well as other questions will be heavily on the interviewer's mind. Find ways to demonstrate your qualities above and beyond just doing the job.
7. Expect to answer the question, "Tell me about yourself." This is a pet question of prepared and even unprepared interviewers. Everything you include should answer the question, "Why should we hire you?" Carefully prepare your answer to include examples of achievements from your work life that closely match the elements of the job before you. Obviously, you'll want to know as much about the job description as you can before you respond to the question.
8. Watch those nonverbal clues. Experts estimate that words express only 30% to 35% of what people actually communicate; facial expressions and body movements and actions convey the rest. Make and keep eye contact. Walk and sit with a confident air. Lean toward an interviewer to show interest and enthusiasm. Speak with a well-modulated voice that supports appropriate excitement for the opportunity before you.
9. Be smart about money questions. Don't fall into the trap of telling the interviewer your financial expectations. You may be asking for too little or too much money and in each case ruin your chances of being offered the job. Instead, ask what salary range the job falls in. Attempt to postpone a money discussion until you have a better understanding of the scope of responsibilities of the job.
10. Don't hang out your dirty laundry. Be careful not to bare your soul and tell tales that are inappropriate or beyond the scope of the interview. State your previous experience in the most positive terms. Even if you disagreed with a former employer, express your enthusiasm for earlier situations as much as you can. Whenever you speak negatively about another person or situation in which you were directly involved, you run the risk (early in the relationship) of appearing like a troubled person who may have difficulty working with others.

Dirty just pain dirty

http://www.ihateronaldo.com/
Although i m a huge England fan, but this have nth 2 do with England losin in the last 8.
Portugaul are just one of the.. if not the most disgrace team in World Cup this yr, look at there team they've got fanstic player, they can go n win the world cup, but the way they played r just dirty, shame n disgrace to football, speacially to those who r new to watchin the game, not a gd example by diving cheatin. fakin on the pitch, come on player just barely touch u and u fall down coverin ur face as if they hit ur face? that to me is cheap actin n fuckin sad.
N referrin back to C Ronaldo, come on this player have got skill he can be the next best player in the world if he want to, but the way he flake everything r just shame, shame on him n shame to football, as u can see in the clip from the site, he have no right 2 interfere with the ref discison, i mean god really don't know wat more 2 say.
He got his fair share by bein boo in the match agaisnt France, hope he get boo 2nite, n in every single match in EPL, n being kick out of ManU, coz English football got no place for pussy like him.N i've heard some of the Portuahal fan hated him 2, sayin he is a shame 2 the country . So there u go justice do exist.

Joke 4 laught

• An extremely wealthy 80-year-old arrived for his annual check-up and smiled when the doctor enquired about his health. "Never better," he announced proudly. "I've taken an 18-year-old bride, and she's pregnant. What do you think of that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "I once knew a guy who was an avid hunter. One day he slept in, and in the subsequent rush, he dashed out with his umbrella instead of his rifle." "Go on, doc," said the old-timer "Deep in the woods, he faced a huge, angry bear, raised his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" Dumbfounded, the old codger shook his head. "The bear fell dead in front of him." "That's impossible," exclaimed the old man in disbelief. "Someone else must have been doing the shooting." Sighing, the doctor gave his patient a friendly pat on the back. "That's what I'm getting at."
• There's an old couple sitting watching TV, when the woman decides she's got to do something to spice up their lacklustre sex life. With a mischievous glint in her eye, she goes upstairs and searches through her wardrobe. She finds an old pair of stockings and suspenders, a moth-eaten basque and a fancy-dress cape. Putting them on, she creeps downstairs and kicks open the living-room door. "Darling!" she shouts, running in. "Super Pussy!" Her husband glances up, then looks back at the television. "I'll have the soup, thanks."
• Nervously pacing up and down a hospital corridor, a man waits as his wife gives birth to their first child. After a long labour the doctor comes out and tells the man that he is the father of a baby boy. The man is overjoyed, and rushes in to his wife who smiles weakly and gives him the child. Overcome, the tearful father asks the midwife if there is anything he can do to help. Sensing that the dad wants to share in the occasion the midwife tells him to take the baby and bathe it next door. After a few minutes the midwife pops in to see how the man is getting on. She jumps back in dismay when she sees what the new dad is doing. He has two fingers firmly lodged up the infant's nose and is dragging the child through the water in figure-of-eights. "Good God!" she shouts. "That's not how to bathe a new-born!" "It bloody well is," the man replies, "when the water's this hot."
• A man goes into a gun shop for a telescopic rifle sight. The assistant takes one out, points out the window and says: "This baby is so good, you can see right into my house on that hill way over there." The man looks through the sight at the house and starts laughing."What's so funny?" asks the assistant."Well, I can see a naked man chasing a naked woman around your house," replies the customer.Snatching the 'scope back, the assistant cranes his eye through the sight and sure enough, there is his wife, naked, being hotly pursued by an excited young man. Furious, the assistant says to the man, "If I give you two bullets, will you blow my wife's head off with one and take the man's dick out with the other? I'll give you the telescopic sight for free if you do." "Okay," the man says, as he takes out his rifle and attacks the sight. Taking a quick look through it before loading, he hands one bullet back. "You know what?" he says. "I think I can do this with just one shot."
• An elderly man walks into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a really young girl for the night. The old steamer gives him a puzzled look and asks the fellow how old he is. "Why," the man says, "I'm 98 years old." "Ninety-eight!" the madam exclaims. "Don't you realise you've had it?" "Oh," he says, "how much do I owe you, then?"

England last nite>.<

Taken at half time when England play Portuglau..Look how happy we were..BUT AFTER THE GAME..don't even talk about it, we were all down n sad. But in England we still belive. Coz we will rock Euro 2008

Fiona Weddin

Can't belive Fiona got married, I've know her since i was 10. We go 2 the same sch in England, n see her nearly everyday in sch from when i was 10 - 18yrs old , n now she got married. God times do fly.
When u r young in sch, u never thought u will be workin, as in grow up n have a proper job. U alaways want 2 get out sch n work, n think u sch days won't be over 2 soon.But when ur sch days r finally over,when u start 2 work u wanna get back 2 sch. Wired
Anyway gd luck Fiona n wish u all the best in USA.

England are out >.<

This yr was meant 2 be the yr for England, on paper we have the best line up in the world, with the best line in defence midfeild n striker. Two of world best defencer Terry n Ferdinand , the world best mid feild line up , from the left Joe Cole n on the right Beckham, n of coz in the central Lampard n Gerrard, up front we have Rooney n Owen. I can't think of a better line up then that, so its not suprisin when ppl say THIS YR BELONG 2 EnGLAND. But wat we did not count in was the manager, Sven-Goran Eriksson we belive he can be the man 2 get up 2 the final, but once again the man disappoint us, once again lostin the the game that matters. World Cup 02 vs Brazil, Euro 04 vs Portugal losin both match 2 Luiz Felipe Scolari n again this yr.As england press quote( Luiz Felipe Scolari completed his hat-trick over Sven-Goran Eriksson and the Swede's dreams are left in tatters.)
We can blame the sendin off of Rooney cost us the world cup, n the reaction from Cristiano Ronaldo( who i think is a total jerk) don't like him from the first day i see him on TV, but the main reason we lost is coz of Eriksson, not figurin out the right formatin in the beginin, not sortin out how 2 play Lampard n Gerrard. All i feel know is gutted
Referrin to Cristiano Ronaldo case Gerrard quote "I saw that, and if it was one of my team-mates I'd be absolutely disgusted in him because there's no need for that.
"I've seen Ronaldo going over giving the card and I think he's bang out of order." "I think that sums him up as a person.
"If I was playing against my team-mates from Liverpool and they were involved in a situation like that, I'd never try and get them sent off."
Gerrard thought England should have been awarded a free-kick for a foul on Rooney before the flashpoint.
The Liverpool skipper said: "He had four or five Portuguese men all over him and I walked away thinking we were going to get a free-kick.
"Wayne Rooney won't get any blame from me because I love him and he's done so much for this team. He's going to do so much in the future."

1966 was the yr !!!

Former England soccer players from the victorious 1966 World Cup winning team during a photo call outside Wembley Stadium, London, Tuesday May 30, 200Former England soccer players from the victorious 1966 World Cup winning team during a photo call outside Wembley Stadium, London, Tuesday May 30, 2006. The surviving members of the 1966 World Cup winning team have been reunited with their original shirts to replicate an original team shot. The players are: back row from left: Nobby Stiles, Roger Hunt, Gordon Banks, Jack Charlton and George Cohen. Front row from left: Martin Peters, Geoff Hurst and Alan Ball. The number 6 shirt belonged to the late Bobby Moore, England's captain when the beat West Germany 4-2. Other players Bobby Charlton and Ray Wilson were absent from the photocall.

Rooney is back

Not the latest news, but was bc b4 anyhow Gr8 news Ronney is back on training. Very gd news 4 Engalnd.
Other England news,. After England won 6-0 to Jamaica at a warm up game last week, they r amount the favour 2 win the World Cup this yr, according to Betting company, people pull in 2 bet on England. Makin them the favour n hottest team 2 bet on. If they do win the world cup, est of HK$200billion will be lost amount all the bettin company in the world.

Crouch Famous Dance

Crouch Famous Dance which took England n the world by storm, and which lead to his England startin line up @ this yr 2006World Cup. So Dancing can really express urself.

String Fellow

Sacha Baron Cohen (AKA Ali G)sports a giant thong to promote his new film, Borat The Movie, at the 59th Cannes Film Festival.

Joke 4 laugh May

• A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off. As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!''Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.'Your turn,' says the man.'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'
• A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams 'PIG!' Astonished, the man turns and yells back, 'BITCH!' as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig.
• Before you read on, you may be interested to know that this was voted the UK's favourite joke:A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."
• A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down.The garage doesn't open until morning so they have to spend the night in a B&B. It only has one room available. The priest says: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object if we spend the night sharing this one room. I'll sleep on the sofa and you have the bed.""I think that would be fine," agrees the nun. They prepare for bed, say some prayers and settle down to sleep. Ten minutes pass, and the nun says: "Father, I'm very cold.""OK," says the priest, "I'll get a blanket from the cupboard."Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: "Father, I'm still terribly cold."The priest says: "Don't worry, I'll get up and fetch you another blanket."Another ten minutes pass, then the nun murmurs softly: "Father I'm still very cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for a night.""You're right," says the priest. "Get your own blankets."
• A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette one day, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss.She quietly sneaks out of the house and vows to return home at her normal time the next day.In the morning, the brunette says: "That was fun, we should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
• Three Australians and three Englishmen are going to a football match. At the train station, the three Australians each buy a single and watch as the three Englishmen buy just one ticket between them."How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Australians. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Englishmen. They all board the train. The Australians take their respective seats but all three Englishmen cram into a loo and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the loo door and says, "Ticket please."The door opens slightly and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Australians are mightily impressed, and after the game, to save money, they decide to repeat the Englishmen's trick. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, however, the Englishmen don't buy a ticket at all."How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Australian."Watch and learn," says one of the Englishmen.The train departs, the three Englishmen cram into a loo, and the three Australians pile into another one nearby. Shortly afterwards, one of the Englishmen sneaks out of the loo, knocks on the door of the loo in which the Australians are hiding, and says, "Ticket please…"
• The Pope, a schoolboy and an unnamed American President are in a plane. Suddenly the pilot suffers a heart attack and the craft takes a nosedive. As the engines sputter, the three passengers try to stay calm.'Well,' says the Pope, 'we have established that none of us can land this baby, so we're going to have to jump for it.''But there are only two parachutes,' says the boy, pointing to a pile of bundles by the exit.Without hesitating, the American President rushes over to them, takes one and shouts: 'I am the President of the United States of America. I am the world's most powerful leader. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of my country. I have a responsibility to my people not to die.' With that, he leaps out of the plane. Now the Pope turns calmly to the schoolboy and says: 'I am already old. I have already lived my life as a good person and a priest. There is a place for me in heaven. I insist you take the last parachute.''No need,' says the boy, 'America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag...'
• A man's been drinking at a pub all night. When he stands up to leave, he falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, but to no avail. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside, he stands up and, sure enough, he falls flat on his face.Finally he decides to crawl the four blocks to his home.When he arrives at the door, he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed, he tries one more time to stand up. This time, he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed.The next morning he awakens to see his wife standing over him, shouting: "So, you've been out drinking again!""Why do you say that?" he asks."The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."
• A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would," she replies. He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million quid, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."
• A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a really difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.""What's it supposed to be when it's finished?" her boyfriend asks."According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger," says the blonde. Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She has all the pieces spread over the table. He studies them for a moment, then looks at the box and says, "I don’t think you'll make this look like a tiger. Let's have a cup of tea and then…then we'll put all these Frosties back in the box."
• The first says: "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The second then starts: "That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one called Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink." Then the third pipes up. "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies their friend, "but it happened to my sister!"
• Q: Why are hurricanes named after women? A: Because when they come, they'rewild and wet, and when they go they take your house and car with them.
• While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked." The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?" But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, we'll just lock the door."So the other nuns agree, strip down and return to work. Suddenly, they hear a knock at the door, and grab their clothes in a panic. Mother Superior runs to the door and calls through, "Who is it?""Blind man," a man's voice comes back.So she opens the door, and lets in the blind man, who turns to the nuns and says, "Great tits, ladies, now where do you want these blinds?"

Actor n Newspaper

Oscar-winning actor Robert De Niro is planning to buy The New York Observer, along with film producer Jane Rosenthal and her husband, Craig Hatkoff. The high-powered trio, who launched New York's Tribeca Film Centre and Festival in 1990, are meeting Arthur Carter to discuss purchasing the Manhattan weekly. The paper has been snubbed by many potential buyers after reportedly making huge losses, but if he takes it on, De Niro hopes corporate giants like L'Oréal will invest.

Liverpool Liverpool YNWA

The FA Cup final between Liverpool and West Ham was watched by 11 million, making it the most-watched sporting event of the year so far. The match, screened by the BBC, started with 6.8 million viewers but rose to 11.3 million as the two teams battled it out during a nail-biting penalty shoot-out, which eventually saw Liverpool take the title. The figures are for viewers who watched the match at home and do not include those that saw it in pubs or clubs. A BBC spokeswoman said the corporation was "delighted" with the figures, adding: "They show the nation is warming up for the World Cup next month."

Blanie Latest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW5QA9yglBw&search=david%20blaine
Check this out, near the end bit is the best .

MTV's Challenge

Music channel MTV will tomorrow launch a digital music download service designed to compete with Apple's iTunes. The service, called Urge, will use Microsoft's Media Player software and is aimed at the growing number of people who own digital music players other than the ubiquitous iPod. Rival music download services have had limited success in the past, but none has had the marketing muscle of MTV. In contrast to iTunes, Urge offers an unlimited subscription for just $9.95 a month. But it faces a formidable challenge: iTunes has sold more than one billion tunes since it launched three years ago.