Friday, November 24, 2006

Another Blonde Joke

A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her doctor.
Doctor: "What is your dream about?"
Blonde: "I am being chased by a vampire..."
Doctor: "So, where are you in this dream?"
Blonde: "I am running in a hallway."
Doctor: "Then what happens?"
Blonde: "Well, that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to a door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it won't budge!"
Doctor: "Does the door have any letters on it?"
Blonde: "Yes."
Doctor: "And what do these letter spell?"
Blonde: "P.. U... L... L..."

4 comments:

  1. what does a blonde say when she has finished making love?
    - "so, are you all in the same team?"
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  2. a blonde sees a banana peel on the pavement and thinks
    "oh damn, I'm going to fall again!"

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  3. look like u have lots of blonde joke too haha..n seen like u r my biggest fan

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  4. how does a blonde swich on the light after making love?
    - she opens the car door

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